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Name: Jordan
Location: Santa Rosa, California, United States
Birthday: 11/15/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: Dj'ing, Beautiful Mysterious Women, Bad Girls, Women that play hard to get, Cooking, Trance, Techno, Watching dance performances to my music, acting like im really interested in what some one is saying when im really not, Talking in different languages and pretending like you cant speak english, Kissing, Teasing gorgeous women, acting like im james bond, dancing with manakins, talking on the phone, Lingerie shopping, Cinnabons, Traveling, Talking to strangers, Anything romantic, Being with people i love, writing songs that people absolutley love, wondering why i spent 3/4 of my life as a nerd, being me, being a gentleman and a jerk at the same time, Friends, The Beach, the sun, my beach house, germany, spain, france, Europe, Leading people to jesus, spending time with god,listening to my nephiew say "your silly uncle jojo", oh yeah and NVE ; P
Expertise: Sounding intellegent, cooking, Dj'ing, writing music, playing piano, Speaking in accents, making people laugh, making people cry, kissing, eating cookies, making them, understanding that women are simple and that men are the complicated ones
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  Averyh0tman
Member Since:
4/9/2005
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| UPDATE SUCKAS!!
Im sick and im pretending like im not! oh YES!
This just in: Jordan McMinn has a crush on a girl!
Remember: Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous
If you think God isn't listening or doesn't understand, ask me and i'll show you how he does!
Movie quote for the day:
"A sphincter says what?"
"What?"
"Exactly"
Discuss.
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| NVE, in promulgating your esoteric cogitations, and articulating
your superficial amicable
sentimentalities , viscious by philosophical and psychological
observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity, K? Let your
conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a
compacted comprehensibleness, a coalescent consistency, and a
concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent
garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your
extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have
intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or
thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity,
pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity ventriloquial verbosity, and
vaniloquent vapidity. Stop with your double-entendres, in their
prurient jocosity, they have become pestiferous profanity, obscurant
and not relivant or apparent. In other words, dont lie when you
talk, keep it real.
Friend: A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts
"You Ain't Gottta Lie to Kick it"
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| Finally~ i got so bored that i decided to make a xanga! its probably terrible compared to what other people have but i kinda like it... Post me a Message or Comment, and tel me about how totally awsome it is | | |
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(go ahead and call me if you want to give me a massage, i
guess those are ok
